Phuket Bike Week

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Phuket Bike Week
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Tattoo competition @ Phuket Bike Week

bike lockers (or late nite crash pads)
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Image by faster panda kill kill
they installed these yesterday in the parking garage where i lock up my bike. i think i could squeeze the monkeyxtra in there. maybe i can get one and rent it out as a late nite crash pad.

Burned bike 1990, Minchinhampton, Glos.
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Image by Eleventh Earl of Mar
Being quite poor at the time, and needing transport, I bought this little 100cc bike from Eddie’s on Kirkstall Road, and rode it all the way down to Gloucestershire from Leeds, in the Spring of 1990.

Because my rented house on West End opened straight onto the street, and there was no street parking, and I didn’t want to drag the motorbike through the house… I parked the bike in the car park of Minchinhampton library. It was no great hardship to walk a couple of hundred yards to and from my house.

One evening there was a knock on the door, and it was a member of Her majesty’s Constabulary.

Being a little worse for wear, I feared that I must have committed some heinous crime.

Instead, it was this: "are you the owner of a black Kawasaki motorcycle, registration number blah-de-blah?
I owned that I was, and made haste to the library car park, where my frazzled bike stood, still smoking, next to the above-pictured Ford Escort.

The next day I had the owner of the Escort round at my house accusing me, if you will, that I had instigated the fire myself for insurance purposes, and that he and his mates were going to give me a goodkicking,and well deserved it too be would.

Once I was permitted to get a word in, my evident superior breeding, intellect and really good posh voice that I can turn on at the drop of a hat, were sufficient to assuage him of his suspicions. He tugged his forelock, apologised for being alive and went away.

The great thing about a lot of these Gloucestershire locals is that they’re so in-bred they’ll kowtow to just about anything with a pulse, and of course if you speak ‘loik a poiraaahhhttt’ , then the natural order of things conditions you to accept anything said in a posh voice as compulsory.

As beautiful as this area is it’s wasted on the locals, apart from Laurie Lee, who was a genius. And that vicar who wrote Thomas the Tank Engine.

Unfortunately, a lot of wealthy people from London have realised that too, so you can’t find a house for under 300K.

Anyway I digress (as per usual); I wheeled the bike back down West End and had to take it through the house to the back to keep it safe.

Norwich Union took forever to pay up, so it was about two months before I got another bike.

23 thoughts on “Phuket Bike Week

  1. chimblysweep

    they have a bunch of those next to metro stations in dc. i’ve heard nothing but good reviews for ‘em.

    ps – your bike rocks! i think xtracycles are the awesomest.

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  2. skvidal

    I just received my freeradical kit. I’m really excited about it but I have to wait for a new rear wheel to get here before getting it all assembled. We’re thinking it’ll make the grocery and farmer’s market trips just soooo much easier and more fun. :)

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  3. faster panda kill kill

    thats awesome. you’ll like it. we just did a farmers market run this past weekend on it. it loads up good.

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  4. Richard Masoner / Cyclelicious

    Don’t they? I can’t think of a large U.S. city that doesn’t have them. SF, Los Angeles, Chicago, Dallas, Denver, Miami, NYC…

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  5. ♔ Georgie R

    Whilst one deprecates this sort of anti-social behaviour it is pleasing to hear that your insurance claim was settled to your satisfaction. I’n’ it!

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  6. all the other usernames were taken

    that’s what you get around these parts, i didn’t think minch was too bad though.
    On behalf of teh whole of Gloucestershire i apologise for the fact that some people are fuckwits

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